Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
how can lawyers argue without crying
shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.