The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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